🚀 Transforming Node Sales Into ETFs: Your Gateway to Web3 Infrastructure Alpha

The Problem - Node sales are broken

🚀 yo KOLs - ready to level up from influencer to fund manager? our TG mini-app is about to change the game fr fr

😤 why node sales are mid rn:

💸 gotta be a whale just to play

  • dropping thousands on ONE node?? bruh

  • need 10+ nodes to catch the moonshots

  • that's some serious racks no cap

🔧 infrastructure is a pain

  • learn complex tech or pay monthly fees

  • gotta keep that node running for months before any rewards hit

  • ain't nobody got time for that fr

🔑 key management is straight chaos

  • different wallet for every chain

  • managing keys like you're running a whole exchange

  • making my head hurt ngl

⏰ waiting game is brutal

  • no exit liquidity = funds are stuck

  • some networks never even open secondary sales

  • down bad waiting for returns

we're fixing all this! stay tuned for the solution that's gonna have you saying sheeeesh! 👀

rt if you felt this pain 🔁

🤯 THE REAL COST OF NODE GAMING (spoiler: it's brutal)

What stuff?
💸 node costs got hands:
Crazy

initial buy-in

$1k-7k PER NODE

need 10+ nodes min = $20k-50k just to start?! 🥴

Running infrastructure

$50/node/month

x10 nodes

x10 months =

$5k going poof 💸

Key management

one slip = rekt

lose keys = lose everything = infinite pain 😭

Opportunity cost

Funds locked forever

missing other alpha = probably millions lost 💀

why do this to yourself when u can ape into our ETF for $250?

no keys to lose ✅ no infra headache ✅ instant liquidity ✅ diversified exposure ✅

ngmi alone, wagmi together 🤝

#NodeETF #CryptoMath #RealTalk #DeFi

The solution - Nodez.fun's ETFs

🔥 wen moon? rn with our node ETF game!

💰 entry level: only $250 to start stacking

  • broke: spending 10k on one node

  • woke: getting that ETF exposure fr fr

📈 diversification goes brrrr:

  • why ape into just one node

  • when u can get a whole bag of them no cap, portfolio strategy on point!

💸 zero infra costs till airdrop szn:

  • keep ur funds for what matters

  • we handle all that tech stuff

  • u just vibe and collect rewards

🔑 forget wallet management:

  • we're ur web3 vault now fam

  • no more "where did i put my keys?"

  • sleep easy frens

🌊 instant liquidity:

  • ETF shares hitting DeFi markets

  • paper hands? no problem

  • diamond hands? even better

this is actually 200 IQ plays 🧠

drop a 🚀 if ur ready to ape in!

#NodeETF #Web3 #PassiveIncome #IYKYK

What's in it for KOLs?

👋KOL fund managers.

📢 YO KOLS! STOP PLAYING SMALL! 📢

why keep shilling other ppls stuff when u can build ur own empire? 🏰

just like DAOS.FUN owns memes, NODEZ.FUN bout to own nodes fr fr - but WAY more legit 💯 (and ur early af 👀)

🤑 what's in it for u?

1️⃣ level up from influencer to DeFi FUND MANAGER

  • ur name

  • ur brand

  • ur ETF absolute chad moves only!

2️⃣ we handle ALL the boring stuff:

  • tech ✅

  • wallets ✅

  • nodes ✅

  • uptime ✅ u just focus on being a boss fr

3️⃣ stack them gains x2:

  • still get ur promo bag 💰

  • PLUS node ETF returns 💸 literally free money no cap

4️⃣ mega power moves with brands:

  • u run the fund

  • u got the buying power

  • u make the rules straight bussin fr fr

time to go from "trust me bro" to "check my fund's performance" 📈

drop a 🐋 if ur ready to build generational wealth!

#NodeETF #KOLevolution #PassiveIncome #CryptoAlpha

The path to millions🤯

Particulars
Before Nodez.fun
After Nodez.fun
How

Followers

1 million

1 million

% with buying power

1%

5%

We bring down the entry ticket size from thousands to US$ 250; base expands.

Nodes sold/ ETF shares sold

1,000

5,000

KOL makes

$100,000

$350,000 - millions

on ETF launch

❌

$100,000

You get 8% of the ETF sales

on node sale

$100,000

$150,000

Higher commissions from networks

on airdrops

❌

$70,000 - no upper limit

We share whatever rewards and airdrops are farmed with the KOL too.

on infra perks

❌

alpha here

It's solid!

How it works

yo fam! 🚀 here's how we roll with our KOL collabs for that sick ETF action:

  1. KOL gets their own ETF fund (with a max cap) + gets featured on our TG app 💫

  2. 15 days to hype it up! faster fill = more secondary market juice 📈

  3. Investors get NAV tokens - basically ur ticket to the gains 🎟️

  4. After the round closes, we go into beast mode 😤

  5. KOL picks their fav networks from our whitelist (list updates every 3 weeks, we're open to suggestions) + decides node count 🎯

  6. We prep the on-chain moves, KOL signs, then LFG! 🚀

  7. We handle ALL the heavy stuff:

    • node setup

    • infra deployment

    • fund bridging

    • 24/7 uptime no cap fr fr 💪

  8. When those juicy airdrops hit, everything goes back to the fund, splits between infra, KOL, Nodez.fun for a small piece. For the rest, holders can burn NAV tokens to claim their bag 💰

ngl this is straight fire 🔥 wagmi frens!

Nodez.fun Alpha

🚨 BREAKING: $1M INFRA POOL FOR KOLS! 🚨

free node infra = more gains for u 🤑

here's the alpha leak for nodez.fun:

💎 for early KOLs:

  • zero infra costs till rewards hit

  • some ETFs pay ZERO infra ever (iykyk)

🏆 first 20 KOLs get:

  • $25k FREE infra credits

  • share w/ community if ur feeling generous

  • or keep it all (we won't tell 🤫)

🔥 BONUS ALPHA: top 5 KOLs by TVL split $500k extra infra support!

doing quick mafs:

  • $25k x 20 KOLs = $500k for early birds

  • $500k bonus pool for gigachads = $1M total infra support 🤯

ser... this is literally free money

wen? soon™️ how? 👀 stay tuned.

#NodezAlpha #KOLseason #CryptoInfra #BullishAF

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